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So let the blog begin – ready or not. They said this would be easy. Hey, everybody blogs don’t they? Up and running in minutes…. Except I thought about this for a couple of weeks, then went to bed thinking about it for the last 3 nights, and woke up thinking about it the last 2 days. So, finally…

I could use a bit of help here. How about starting with a joke. Stop me if you’ve heard it….

A Scotsman walks into a bar and orders a martini, then another, then another and another…. each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. The jar was almost full and the bartender finally had to ask what he was doing. The Scotsman grinned and said, “My wife sent me out for a jar of olives.”

Oh ha ha… maybe something a little more refined:

Charles Dickens: “I’ll have a Martini.”     Bartender: “Olive or Twist?”

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